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How to Cover Yourself in Food and Get Horny aka Sploshing

How and What is Sploshing?

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This month has seen the release of my newest film,ย Horngry –ย A film combining two of my greatest pleasures, food and sex! I followed it up with a post on the top 5 Foods for Fucking to give you some starter ideas, but now it’s time to get down to weird and wonderful… because a splash of cream and a condom on a banana is pretty basic, right?

There are several kinds of food fetish, but I want to focus very specifically on a fetish sometimes referred to as WAM (Wet and Messy) or Sploshing, depending who you’re talking to. This fetish basically means you are turned on by playingย with, you guessed it, food. Yummy food, normally. Like cakes and liquids and honey and deliciousness. Not many sploshers are into laying herring all over you while they pinch their nose to avoid the fish smell…

Sound weird? It’s not. So if you fancy spicing up your Tuesday night a littleย (but please do avoid anything spicy) and don’t want to leave the house, simply open your fridge and there’s a whole world of possibility just waiting for you!

Still from my film “My First Time Eating Oysters and Pussy”

So, where to start? Here’s a few tips for the newbies and the curious!

Avoid the eyes. Although putting a custard pie right in that dirty dirty man’s face is fantastically satisfying, just make sure that he has time to close his eyes and all will be good. There’s nothing more off putting during a session of gobbling, munching and sploshing than having to stop and go to the hospital with a scratched cornea.

Stay safe! If you wouldn’t normally eat it because of health and safety reasons, covering it in jizz doesn’t make it somehow sterilised. Raw meat, eggs and fish probably shouldn’t be going in the mouth.

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Check for allergies. This may sound silly, but some people are allergic to the weirdest things. Like bananas. Which obviously are high on the menu….

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Avoid spices. Once you’ve figured out what you or your play partner likes, you can experiment with hot and cold sensations through mixing spices and play with tobasco, but don’t start with this. They might freak out and run off mid-play!

Pick a good spot – maybe try in the bath or shower.ย You don’t want to ruin a perfectly good carpet, or bed spread. And if the shower isn’t an option, put down some bin bags or newspapers!

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Presentation is key. There’s a difference between grabbing an egg and putting it on someone’s head, and laying out a table of delicacies, explaining what you’re going to do with them, and proceeding to do so. The latter adds tension, excitement and a little pang of hunger…

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Experiment with different temperatures, textures and sensations.ย But remember, cold after warm or hot always feels better. Just please, don’t burn them or yourselves! A good way to check temperature is by tasting it, or dipping your elbow in it.

 

Watch this fantastic video from Munchies and the amazing Kimberly Kane! But just remember, these ladies are professionals – don’t start your first experimentation with raw eggs and bondage play, or someone could get hurt!

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