Alternative Valentine’s Day: My Naughty List of Activities

I know that most of you are fed up with the Hallmark holiday that is Valentine’s Day. Which is why I’ve compiled a little list of naughty but nice alternative Valentine’s day activities! No gifts, no over-priced meals, no forced romance (maybe a little porn for women though 😉)… just pure, unadulterated fun.

If you’re feeling totally against Valetine’s Day then why not throw and anti-V day party! Perfect for everyone from dating cynics to relationship hounds who hate the commercial holiday. Invite all of your friends round, set a completely unromantic theme, make cocktails, dance and celebrate your amazing friendships.

Or, if you want to make it all about the ladies, this could double up as a Galentine’s day party!

This is one you can do whether you’re single or in a relationship: go live out your sexual fantasies at a sex party and have a totally hot Valentine’s Day! If its your first time going to a sex party make sure you check out my go-to guide before you leave.

Maybe the easiest and most pleasurable option on the list. Stay at home with your favourite sex toy (or your favourite hand) and masturbate allllllll night long! If you want to really go for it why not make the whole night a celebration of YOU. Put on some nice music (I can recommend my Lusty Valentine’s Day playlist on Spotify ?), cook yourself a nice meal, have a glass of wine, light some candles, and then have some solo sex.

If you live in a big city it’s very likely that you have a number of sex shops who put on sexy workshops! Why not book on to a workshop to practice some new skills or learn about something that you’ve always been interested in but never had the chance to try? Whether it’s a Shibari class or a session on how to give amazing cunnilingus, this is a good option for both single people and couples to learn something new!

Another thing that can be done with friends or a partner, set up an impromptu porn screening at home and share your favourite x-rated films! Get the popcorn ready, line up your favourite films and discuss your favourites afterwards.

If you want to give yourself the gift of pleasure this Valentine’s Day then grab your pals and go do some sex toy shopping together. Be sure to browse, share reviews and then of course go home and test it out!

Have you got a big old list of all of the things you want to try but never get around to doing? Well now is your time! Whether it’s staying home alone and learning how to squirt or trying out one of your partner’s fantasies –– whatever it is that you keep putting off, today is a great day to just DO IT.