Hey lovers! Can we all agree that Valentine’s Day is a bit lame? Or rather that the idea of it is? I’m sorry to sound like a too-cool-for-school teenager, but bear with me. True hopeless romantics know that romance should be attempted everyday, not just for one day a year, right? You have to work on it everyday, every week, every month, every year. I have nothing against Valentine’s Day per se. When I was little, Valentine’s Day just meant heart-shaped jellies in school and giving each other cards – so sweet! I just dislike the modern Hallmark-version of it, the idea that it should mean dinner in a restaurant, a box of chocolate, roses, staring in to each others eyes, and then home for some obligatory sex. Yuck! Nothing to kill your mojo like a tired old cliché.
Honestly, don’t feel pressured to do ANYTHING special on Valentine’s Day. But if you do – make it count. Make it all about love and fun. I’ve made a little list with ideas on how to make your Valentine’s Day awesome with some special items from the Lust Store – whether you’re celebrating with a partner, a few lovers or just by yourself.
Take a bow…
Share some good vibrations…
A decent vibrator is essential whether you’re going solo or not. For remote controlled fun try the Secret Bullet Remote Vibe – use it in a restaurant under the table if you dare! The We Vibe 4 Couples Vibrator is also awesome for couples, as both get to enjoy the buzz! And you just can’t go wrong with a Lelo – grab their Iris Classic Vibe at 30% off now.
Oooh yeah, baby. Because no Valentines Day is complete without chocolate. But don’t limit yourself to boxed chocolate – smother yourself and your lover with some Delicious Body Paint by Shunga.
The whole package
Treat yourself or your loved one(s) to the ultimate erotic film collection! You can now get a fabulous pack with all my films at an amazing price, just in time for Valentines. All wrapped up in a beautiful gift box.
Roses are red…
…and violets are blue – you are tied up, and I’m gonna fuck you! Like my poem? Thank you. Instead of giving an old bunch of roses how about trying this beautiful bondage flower from Happy Lola instead – you can wear it as an a bracelet, a necklace or pin it on a dress – until you need it for ensnaring your lover.
A good book…
How about making your own erotic film this Valentine’s? Then I suggest you get your dirty little paws on my book Let’s Make a Porno. You can still download it for free as an e-book in my store, so don’t miss the chance to learn how to make erotica like a pro.
Other general tips for Valentine’s. Relax, have fun, and if you want, have some great sex. Or not. Because you know what’s also great? Eating ice cream in front of Netflix.
Visit the Lust Store to see more Valentine’s offers – and use the code HOTVALENTINES at checkout to get 20 % off. Offer ends 15 February, so get it while it’s hot!