A conversation yesterday got me thinking about the craziest places people have sex. I remembered all these headlines from this year of couples doing the nasty on bridges, in ATM boxes, even on top of a public fountain!
But by far some of the craziest sex stories I can remember have come from YOU – my lovely, inspiring and totally anonymous XCONFESSIONS perverts. For you thrill seekers, hooking up in the back of your friend’s woody wagon is sooo last year. Instead, you’re the kind who like it on public transport, the library, even at 10,000 feet! To you, all the world’s a sex stage … and for those of us lucky enough to read your dirty deeds (or, even better, to witness them), we applaud you!
One married couple start their holiday on a wild note on their hotel balcony. I guess what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas …
“I was waiting on the balcony for her to get ready, and out she came in nothing but a robe. She sat me down in the chair and blew me right there on the balcony, the whole world to see. It was the most glorious blow job of my life, Belagio fountain to the left, fake Eiffel Tower ahead, neighbors on the balcony next to us.”
Most of us have (or have at least fantasized about) doing someone at our place of work after hours. But I can honestly say I’d never imagined what it would be like to do it in a tanning bed. Let’s just hope it wasn’t turned on!
“Erica, the gorgeous girl working with me, smiled knowingly when I told her I was going to go chat with my friend as he tanned. I went back to the tanning booth and talked with my friend and then ended up giving him head. So I sent Erica a text telling her it was 9pm and to lock the front door. I heard the text chime right outside the door and immediately realized she was trying to get a good angle to see what we were doing.”
Ah the library … so many hours meant to be studying in university that really just ended up being used to imagine what the gorgeous person at the next table over looks like without clothes on. It was time well spent, anyway!
“The bell rang, and so we headed to the library. In a very reclusive spot, but public enough to run the risk of being caught, she lifted her skirt and demanded me to lick her pussy before anything else.”
Now I can honestly say that I have checked people out at the gym, but never had a sex fantasy. While I might be surrounded by sexy bodies, I’m always a bit distracted by the small fact that my limbs usually feel like they’re about to fall off.
“My friend takes me to these new crossfit classes at the gym. Pro: everyone in the class is totally hot. Con: it’s so fucking hard and the trainer is an asshole! So when it gets too hard and I feel that I can’t do any more, I fantasize about tying the trainer up, stripping down with my other class-mates and fucking in front of him.”
Even if you haven’t done it, I bet you at least know someone who did. What else are you supposed to do during all those trans-atlantic hours? NOT orgasm??
“The privacy curtains were pulled and then it was just us. A stranger telling me he has to taste my pussy and me too turned on to refuse. A stranger pulling my panties to the side, feeling how soaked they are, immediately knows his tongue won’t suffice. He buries his cock inside of me while I stand and pour my body over the seat.”
This is a truly ballsy confession and also one of the earliest. It never fails to impress me.
“I gave a blowjob to a complete stranger under victoria bridge. It must have been one of the hottest and most surreal experiences of my life. I don’t remember his name, or even what we talked about while I was bumming a cigarette. What I do remember was him unzipping his pants and finding the biggest cock I’d ever seen in my life. I also remember how hard he came when I stroked the tip with my tongue.”
I love going to the cinema – when the lights turn low and the crowd is hushed, excited and anticipating. It’s easy for me to imagine what kind of sordid things are happening in the darkest corners of the room …
This French confession details a very steamy tryst that took place in Paris’s Pigalle district.
One of the most popular confessions on the site, people love this fantasy about crawling around under the banquet tables at a wedding. If you’ve ever gone to one of these events alone, you can probably sympathize.
“She slid down under the table, too see how the world looked from beneath. She could see everyone’s pants, dresses, some underwear, even some others groping. She spied a man with funny trousers and shoes and crawled over to him. He jumped when the girl decided to touch him, but he didn’t stop her. He stopped laughing suddenly when her hand caressed his cock.”
If you’re lucky enough to have been to a sex show, maybe you’ve considered what it would be like to fuck in front of a silent, live audience observing you. Well, this stage actress took thrills to a whole new level … with her husband in the audience.
“The audience only got a brief glimpse of the actor’s big engorged penis before the performers were positioned behind the blocks. All women in the audience sighed. Only her side was visible, and his hands kneading her butt. The lights dimmed and the play was over. My wife was behind the blocks, smiling and waving to the applauding audience. I swear the actor next to her had a limp wet cock, but that was probably a coincidence.”
I think it’s the combined risks that you’re on public transportation, high up in the air, with a time limit, and will most certainly end up on YouTube that makes this sex story in Spanish so crazy – and yet so tempting as well.
Got a story or fantasy and think you can top this list? Well go to XCONFESSIONS.com and write yours!