My Moaning Neighbor

He's trying to work. She is making it absolutely impossible.

Every time his neighbour from the second floor decides to have "a little sex" — loudly, enthusiastically, and with complete disregard for anyone trying to concentrate — Mod loses another hour of productivity and gains another very specific problem.

He prepares his arsenal. A vacuum cleaner. A recording of dogs barking at full volume. Countermeasures for every occasion.

And then she knocks on his door to ask what on earth all the noise is about.

He opens the door. And there is Vex Ashley.

The war was always going to end exactly like this.

My Moaning Neighbour is a funny, playful, and genuinely strangers-to-lovers confession — because some neighbourhood disputes have a much better resolution than a strongly worded letter.