Household Goods

After hours of scrubbing their apartment with nothing to show for it but sore muscles and a mutual bad mood, Bishop and Serafina snap. One playful towel flick later and suddenly they're locked in the most unexpected competition of their relationship: a salsa dance-off that escalates into pleasuring themselves with whatever the apartment has to offer. Brushes. Mops. Houseplants. The vacuum cleaner. Nothing is off limits, nothing is sacred and everything is hilarious and incredibly hot.

The solo play turns into a slow, teasing game of mutual masturbation, each one trying to make the other crack first. When a delivery arrives mid-competition and Serafina returns with a brand new dildo, it lasts approximately thirty seconds before they throw it aside and collapse into each other properly.

What follows is the kind of passionate, sweaty, well-earned sex that only happens when two people have been driving each other absolutely crazy all afternoon.

Chores have never had a better ending.