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Don’t Call Me a Dick/C*nt/Asshole, Pretty Please!

NEW RELEASE | XConfessions
Don’t Call Me a Dick by Olympe de G.

I’ve got a delightful surprise for you on XConfessions this week! Olympe de G. is back again, and her creative energy just keeps on giving! This time she has made a fantastic, funny, heartwarming and erotic homage to our sex organs, with Don’t Call Me a Dick(/a Cunt/an Asshole). Olympe continues to amaze me and I can’t help but fall more and more in love with her, the more she makes for XConfessions! She’s bringing a truly modern, unique and imaginative vibe to the series which I absolutely LOVE.

Read my Interview with Olympe here!

Don’t call me a dick,
a dick is the most beautiful thing in the world,
an inflatable miracle
a forever jumping whale,
the softest hardness,
a shot of he-roin,
sometimes a vulnerable caterpillar,
or a sleeping mole,
sometimes a volcano spitting cloudy emotions,
your very own milky way generator,
or even that mythical eleventh finger
that knows exactly how to tickle loving feelings.
Don’t call anyone a dick,
dicks are God, worship them.

From Barbara’s confession Don’t Call Me a Dick. Click to read the whole poem!

Watch my interview here with Olympe.

The asshole, dick and cunt are resplendent in this art-house style, slow-motion film of mutual masturbation, oral sex and the most incredible looking handjob of all time! Welcome Heidi Switch, in her first adult film for XConfessions! This mesmerising film with have you staring with longing at an asshole in a way you never thought could happen! Plus there’s a beautiful slow motion spank where we see the gorgeous ripples of movement through Heidi’s body, and a REAL slow-motion squirting scene!

head over to XC to see the film in all it’s glory!


Read more about Heidi, Rooster and Bishop on their profiles!

Olympe is an XConfessions regular now, as a Guest Director and as one of my performers!

Check out her GDing debut The Bitchhiker and look out for her upcoming performance in my film Architecture Porn

She’s also shot a film raising money for Amnesty International – a pansexual orgy in Berlin, coming soon to XConfessions: We Are the (fucking) World And a few weeks ago I released her homage to Paris, Texas, Take Me Through the Looking Glass!

Watch Don’t Call Me a Dick on XConfessions now!

In XConfessions, people from all over the world share their sexual stories and fantasies. Every month I pick two and turn them into cinematic short films. Still not a member of XConfessionsRegister now! Or share your sexual fantasy, and it might become a short film 😉

All photos in this post: Are by Adriana Eskenazi

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